Ingredients:
-1 mischievous toddler
-1 very busy mom
- handful of chopped cheese
- handful of sliced pickles
- handful of cooked “hot dogs”
- lots and lots of ketchup
Directions:
Place all ingredients on a plate. Before starting any commotion make sure that mommy is not looking.
When all is clear, push everything on the table; besides the ketchup and slowly, but thoroughly start rubbing the ketchup to every inch of the exposed skin on your body.
Let it sit for about 5 minutes and after mommy’s initial shock enjoy your masterpiece.
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